So I opened the envelope and looked inside. I found a green piece of paper with packing slip information printed on it, and another white padded envelope.
Puzzled, I opened the white padded envelope and peered inside. Inside was a single sheet of paper that had a license code and a key number on it and direction in every language you could think of, except ENGLISH, on how to use this bit of information for the online account I needed it for.
I was absolutely flabbergasted. Who the hell sends a fucking piece of paper through the mail packaged like that? And why the fuck are the direction not in English?
Actually, I eventually found the English directions. They were second from the bottom on the back side of the sheet. It was such a small paragraph that I over looked it three or four times.
I just couldn't get over how they packaged it up. What a waste of revenue. Anyway, I just wanted to share this with everyone.