So tomorrow is her birthday,
that blogger whore we all call Blottie.
Yes, I'm totally jealous of her,
because she's married to a hottie.
But she's really quite a woman,
I've grown to know and love.
And for having her in my life,
I thank the stars above.
Even though she's turning 49,
She only looks like she's 48.
And I must try to be honest,
She's a good reason to celebrate.
So come on over to The Wild Onion
And pour yourself a beer.
And join us for a party,
filled with joy and great cheer.
She's a special friend to many,
if you meet her, you'll be a fan.
Of course I'm talking about you,
our dear ol' Suzanne.
that blogger whore we all call Blottie.
Yes, I'm totally jealous of her,
because she's married to a hottie.
But she's really quite a woman,
I've grown to know and love.
And for having her in my life,
I thank the stars above.
Even though she's turning 49,
She only looks like she's 48.
And I must try to be honest,
She's a good reason to celebrate.
So come on over to The Wild Onion
And pour yourself a beer.
And join us for a party,
filled with joy and great cheer.
She's a special friend to many,
if you meet her, you'll be a fan.
Of course I'm talking about you,
our dear ol' Suzanne.
21 comments:
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Very very cool Cecile! great job! ! Check out my posting that Random chick made me do...LMAO!
Hugs,
Robyn
nice one!!!
*photocopies hundreds of bobs drink coupons and puts into back of truck. drives around town spreading coupons "by accident"*
Love it Cecile! See, you are a poet and you didn't even know it!
I'll be by for LOTS of drinks...Bob, get ready!
Hi lady! I'm loving "Fake It" by Seether--
Well, well, well. What do we have hear? You little....
What am I going to do with you? No really. What? You little....you called me a whore!!! Hey!!! I take issue with that! I'm not. Ask anyone. I'm not!!! Can I get a bit of support from the congregation? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, who cares. I know who I am and I'm not that. I feel some ass kickin' commin'. But after that's done I must say what you wrote is devine. I love you too sweetie. This year has been spectacular and I wouldn't trade it for anything. Not in a million years.
Love you to bits.
cece,
well done!
and suze is so rewarding to write for, right?
well done suze, you're a agood audience
oh right, happy birthday!
have a wonderful weekend one & all!
Yup, you know me. This was the best place to "tuck" this.
Hey Suze,
I saw the Comment, but decided that to protect all of those involved that it should be deleted.
Rob is a saint for all that he has done.
Thanks Rob, for being such a good guy.
Suzanne and I both love you!
Dear Cece.
Thank you so much for deleting everything...
sorry to call you sooo late last night for this reason...
I may delete my blog soon.. I think that wwill be best...
I will talk to you soon..
love you m'dear..
Thank you again..
bindi
Yup me! Clean up this joint! I'll explain.
Love you honey and thanks.
XO
Absolutely love you. Thanks for calling. Clean up this damn mess!!!
Just stopping by to say "Hello"
Just stopping by to see friends and remind you to clean this joint up. Jezzzzzzzzzzz! Thank you for your love and support. Means the world. And honey, thanks again for an amazing birthday!!! Nice to talk to you today.
XO
Hi Cecile!
Hope you are doing well. Miss you!
XOXOXO
RC
I blew snot out of my nose when I read the first two lines in paragraph four.
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